A Short Ukrainian Novel

A young Ukrainian poet has a "brilliant" idea after a wild night: to get married to finally sort out his life and thus gain inspiration for the Great Ukrainian Novel. But he faces a dilemma: which of his many ex-flames should he choose for his bright literary and family future? In this difficult choice, the hero will be helped by his faithful friend, the famous fisherman Pasha, as well as... the police and even a group of bloodthirsty Hutsuls! It seems Freud himself would happily rub his hands together, as Ukrainian literature has finally gotten its first novel about a trembita. And although it's not very big yet, is size really what matters?